Choose one for Saturday Night.... best sms to laugh

Doctor : tabiyat kaisi hai???

Patient : pehle se zyada kharab hai.........

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya????????

Patient : nahi dawa ki sisi to bhari hui thi.....

Doctor : i mean dawa le li thi......... ......... .

Patient : ji apne di thi to maine le li thi......... .......

Doctor : bewkuf dawai pi li thi......... ......

Patient : ji dawa to lal thi......... ..

Doctor : abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha......... .

Patient : nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha......... .

Doctor : sale dawa ko muh se laga k pet me dala tha......... ...

Patient : nahi........ .....

Doctor : kyun ............ .......

Patient : apne hi to kaha tha k dhakan laga k rakhna ........

mai thik to ho jayunga na doctor sahab....... .????????